Puppies are cute... until you try to train them

Trey got me a puppy for Christmas. Her name is Abigail, Abby for short, and she's a miniature long-hair dachshund. She's absolutely adorable... until she pisses all over the carpet. Then it's all over. She's been better than any other puppy I've known, but there are still those accidents. A lot of times I think it's because she's mad at us when we don't pay enough attention to her.

Crate training, so far, has been unsuccessful.

We start puppy training classes on Saturday. I hope to God that we learn something. If not, I'm going to pull my hair out.